Subject: URGENT HELP!
NMP REFUGEE CAMPBUJUMBURA-GHANAJOHNNY KAMAH.
May I use this medium to introduce myself to you.I am a Sierra Leone National and my name is Johnny.The son of Sabatha Kamah my father have a Diamond and mining Corporation in Sierra Leone before the war finally broke out. Things have never been the same and presently, I am seeking refugee in Ghana. I pray that my decision to contact you will be given a genuine approval considering the facts that we have not known each other before.Before my father was killed he deposited some huge amount of money in Ghana with a security company in save box which was deposited as described to be containing precious items and personal effects I have worked out arrangements to get this box containing the fund to be taken out of Africa. Now I need your assistance to receive the box in your country as soon as it arrives and the safe keeping of it. When the box arrives, you will meet the diplomatic officials and they will assist you. All the documents covering the legality of the money will be send to you from Ghana as soon as the box arrives in your country.As you can understand ,presently we are in very tight situation and hence I have not been able to pay the demurrage that the box has accumulated that is the reason we have not remove the box from thecompany. Every day, that the box spend in the company for safe keeping, it accumulate demurrage of $20 per day. This is why I work out this strategy to take this box out of Africa. There, you willrecieve it as our trustee or beneficiary. I and my brother have worked out %20 of the amount for you and your family,%10 kept aside for all expenses and the remaining %70 is what I and my family willinvest and live with.I know you will be wondering how I got your contact. Your contact was given to me by a christian brother in Accra. Who assured me of your reliability and trustworthy concerning this business I will bevery grateful if only you can help me out of this transaction of the whole thing. Because I want this cash to be moved overseas for investment under your care without any further delay. Do call me assoon as you recieve this letter for any further information that you need to know.Pls kindly send me your private phone and fax number to enable me send you the legal document that is covering the two boxes.I am counting on you, looking forword to hear from you.Thanks and God bless you.BEST REGARDS,
JOHNNY KAMAH.
Subject: Re: URGENT HELP!
Dear Mr. Kamah,
How did you say you got my email adress? I don't remember even knowing anybody over there. Dude, can I really make this much money off of just helping you out??? Just tell me what to do, bro! I've already make, like, a TON of cash this year selling the go fast, but I could always use more.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: THANKS!
Dear Sir,
Thanks for your reply to my proposal. How are you and how is business, hope fine i presume?
Sir, can you call me on for more discussion on the transaction?
Telephone No---xxxxx24214560
Thanks and God Bless.
Best Regards, Johnny Kamah. (For the family)
Subject: Re: THANKS!
Dear Johnny,
Sorry, dude. Can’t call you because my long-distance has been shut off. But my internet works fine. How are we gonna get this cash, bro? I’ve got a little lab going (if you know what I mean) and I need some new stuff. Are you crankin’?
Sincerely. Frank Dobbs
Subject: Treat as urgent!
Dear Frank Dobbs,
Thank you for your e-mail. We have to take this transaction one step at a time. This is a very serious and important claim so there is no way we can just take the money from the company. I want you to understand that there are some procedures that must be followed.
First, you are to contact the director of the security company, Dr. Christopher Vincent with this number: +xxxxxx704742. You are to contact him as a business associate to my late father, that the box was deposited by him on your behalf. You now wish to lay claim to the box and want it delivered to you at an address that will be made available by you. You are to introduce yourself to him and make sure you call the name of my late father, Mr. Sabatha Kamah. You have to try and call him, it's very important, after which my family lawyer will help us arrange the claim so that all legal process will be well followed.
I want this claim handled with all legitimacy, my family's welfare largely depends on the success of this transaction. Every document and information to back up this claim will be duely provided by me to you at, and when it is required.
When all these is done, the security will begin the delivery process and have the consignment delivered to you. Inside the trunk box is the sum of US$55,000,000.00 (Fifty five million United States Dollars). After which I will come over for the signing proper of our investment terms. I want to go into investment in your country, that will benefit I and my family at the long run.
We are to agree to a 70%-30% deal. That is 70 for me while 30 goes to you. We can go into investment together or you can assist me into a very lucrative investment deal.
I want to be assured of your trust, friendship and honesty. I promise you that you will never regret any minute you spend as regards this claim and the Good Lord will surely reward you for your kindness.
After this is over, you will have as much money as you ever wanted to buy some new "lab stuff" .
Warmest regards, Frank Dobbs.
Subject: Re: Treat as urgent!
Dear Johnny,
Look, dude, doesn’t this Dr. Vincent have email? I told you I got my long distance shut off. I think they was tapping my phone anyway. I been up four days cookin’ and I gotta take some Xanax or something to crash for a few hours. But I got this dude from Oklahoma comin’ by that’s gonna get, like, FIVE OH-Z’s!!! That’s gonna be my bread ‘n butter for a MONTH! But I really want to get this other deal with you. Gimme Vincent’s email so’s I can hook up with him. You think he could turn some crystal over there? Man, when you get here, we gonna RAWK! I got AC/DC’s new Greatest Hits CD and I been CRANKIN’ by TWO’s, bruthuh! Lemme know, bro!
Hey dude, how’s come you signed your last email with MY name? You tryin’ to make me paranoid?
Yer COOKIN’ pal, Frank
Subject: CONTACT!
Dear Frank,
How are you, hope good? I went to the Security Company to day and i had already created a file on your name FRANK DOBBS. What you will do now is to write the Director Of Operation of the Comany as my Late fathers business associate Late Sabatha Kamah from Serria Leone that you are aware of the Trunk Box that was deposited since Nov 30th 2002.
You don't have to let him know that the true content of the Sealed Trunk Box, because when my Late Father deposited the Consignment he declare it as FAMILY VALUABLES, tell him you want to lay claim to the Trunk Box he is in the best position to tell to what you are do next.
You can send him mail immediately you receive this message because he would be in office by now and after you get back to me to give me outcome of your discussion. ok.
I will like you to forward to me the the followings:
(1). You name in full
(2). Your contact Address.
(3). Your Age
(4). Holders page of you Driving Licence or the holders page of your International passport. All this are needed for Security reasons.
Director's Name---DR CHRISTOPHER VINCENT. Email xxxxxxxxxxx@freeghana.com
I will be expecting to read from you soon.
Your Friend, Johnny
Subject: Re: CONTACT!
Dear Johnny,
Here is the information that you need for your security. My full name is Frank Thelma Dobbs, my middle name was after a breech birthing. My contract address is: 4 Wheel Drive, Benton, Arkansas, 72540, USA. My age is 41 and a half. I can’t scan my driver’s license until tomorrow because that’s when I get it back from the State Police for D.U.I. I was sorta trashed out driving last Friday night because of depression from losing my business partner, Moe Howard, who ODed on bad street drugs. Johnny, I hope you don’t use drugs, they’ll kill you QUICK, just like Moe.
Does Dr. Vincent know anything about the trunk boxes? What if he finds out and steals our money? What if he has somebody pick the locks with a skeleton key or something? What if he just takes the trunk boxes and breaks into them? I’m worried about our money. Do you trust Dr. Vincent?
What do you think I should tell Dr. Vincent? I’m nervous about saying the wrong thing and messing this up. I don’t want to mess this up so I can retire. Have you ever been to America? It’s great.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: Details!
Dear Frank,
I received you mail, but i already explain what you are going to tell him to you. You are to tell him you are my Late father's business associate abroad, that you are aware of the Deposited trunk in the Security Company and you are ready to claim it, but you don't have to disclose the content of the Sealed Trunk Box to him, all you will tell him is the you want to claim it and if he ask you the content of the Box you tell him is family valuable.
Dr Christopher Vincent, is a honest man because this box has being deposited in there Security Vault for safe keeping, since 2003 and i don't think he can do any thing to it. All the Vital documents of the transaction are with me, so if you are ready write him, introduce yourself and tell him you motive of writing him which i have already explain to you, but do not forget to mention my late father's name to him.
He will explain the procedures of the transaction to you. Moreover, Dr Christopher Vincent is a very important person in the community as a whole and he does not know the content of the box.
Write him as soon as possible, i am sure he is expecting to hear from you, then after you get back to me to tell me the discussion.
Are you married, and how many kids do you have? Do not forget to scan and send your Drivers Lisence. I have not being to America before, but after the fund has being deliever to you in America, you will arrange a visa for me to come to the State, more over i don't take Drugs!
Your Friend, Johnny.
Subject: About the Trunk Boxes
Dear Dr. Vincent,
I am introducing myself as Jonhny Kamah's dead father's good friend who wants to lay claim to the trunk boxes that have only family valuables in them. They are deposited right now in your security system and I'd like to get them out and you can tell me how to do it. You don't have to worry about anything because Johnny's dad told me to do this and it's cool with Johnny.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: Re: Details!
Dear Johnny,
I’m emailing you to tell you that I just now emailed Dr. Vincent, but I ain’t heard back from him yet, but it’s only been about a minute. I’m glad you don’t take drugs because you can OD like Moe did. He was doing all kinds of meth and crystel and X and vicadens and percocets and huffing shoe sole glue and he finally ODed.
No, I'm not married but I used to be. My ex-wife, Rhonda, who is a MAJOR bitch, left me for this guy that was sort of Moe's second cousin's neighbor-in-law, who was also a tweeker. I swear, I'm the only one around here not all strung out on meth, Johnny. I stick with Pabst. That's the only thing I need. Me and Rhonda have two kids, Darrell and Durrell, but they're with their bitch mom and I ain't seen 'em for about a year. She won't let me and has a restrained order against me. That's another reason for this money being right on time so I can get a lawyer and get my boys back. They ain't even been to a NASCAR race or pitbull fight or anything. Ain't even been hunting!
I'll let you know when I hear back from Dr. Vincent, OK.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: Re: Details!
Dear Johnny,
I have heard NOTHING from Dr. Vincent. Can you please discover what is going on with him?
Frank
Subject: Waiting!
Dear Frank,
How are you today? How come you have not heard from the Security Company, i was there today and the Director said you already sent him a mail and he said he has replied you but rather no reply is forth coming from you. Kindly send the Page of your International Drivers License to me as soon as possible. Okay.
Check your mail get back to me and let me know your discussion.
Take care.
Your Friend, Johnny.
Subject: THE SECURITY COMPANY!
ATTN: MR FRANK DOBBS,
I DID RECEIVE YOUR MAIL DATED 27TH JANUARY 2004. AS YOU ALREADY KNOW I AM THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATION OF MERCURY ASSET AND FINANCE MANAGEMENT ACCRA, GHANA.
THIS BOXES HAS BEING DEPOSITED FOR A PERIOD OF OVER ONE YEAR PLUSE AND NOW YOU WANT TO LAY CLAIM TO THE BOXES, ALL YOU ARE TO PROVIDE ARE THE VITAL DOCUMENTS WHICH WAS ISSUED ON THE DAY OF DEPOSITION. IF YOU HAVE THOSE DOCUMENT WE CAN START THE TRANSACTION PROCESS.
YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:
(1). THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT.
(2). THE CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP.
(3). THE RECEIPT OF DEPOSITION.
THESE DOCUMENTS SHOULD BE PROVIDED 3 DAYS PRIOR THE COLLECTION DAY.
EXPECTING TO READ FROM YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
YOUR,S SINCERELY, DR CHRISTOPHER VINCENT.
MERCURY ASSETS AND FINANCE MANAGEMENT.
Subject: Re: Waiting!
Dear Johnny,
You’re right, I did email Dr. Vincent, but I have got nothing back from him. If he said he sent something to me, well nothing ever got here. He needs to send it again. Are you sure you trust this dude? He’s not slammin’ Percs or anything I hope.
Your friend, Frank
Subject: I got a email from Dr. Vincent
Dear Johnny,
I finally got a email from Dr. Vincent. I don’t know what took him so long to do it. I waited, like, two days for it. He’s not getting wasted or anything I hope, is he? Because I don’t like to deal with wasters because it reminds me of Rhonda. I don’t want that ho-bag getting any of our money, man. Is that cool with you? Listen, Johnny, I got that email and Dr. Vincent said I had to give him this stuff here:
(1). THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT.
(2). THE CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP.
(3). THE RECEIPT OF DEPOSITION.
He said we only had three days to get that stuff and I don't have any of it. I don't even know where to get that stuff. Do I have to go on the internet to get it? Or the county courthouse? You need to tell Dr. Vincent that I don't have those things and to wait and it might be more than three days. If he's getting ripped on Percs or something then maybe he'll forget about it and we can get that stuff to him before the three days are up or maybe a little bit after that, like five days or something. If we want to get that money he says we have to have these things and I ain't got them. Do you? Do you have to send that stuff to him or me?
Sincerely, Frank
Subject: Re: THE SECURITY COMPANY!
Dear Dr. Vincent,
I got your email and I'm going to try to get those certificates and that receipt of the deposit for the boxes that has only family valuables of my friend Johnny. He is a Sierra Leone Nationalist so you probably don't want to try anything funny because we have the rights on these boxes. But I might need more than three days to get those things you have requested because sometimes it might take a couple of days to get them. But I have already emailed over to Johnny and told him what you said we needed and we're working on it right now. So don't let anybody near them boxes, OK? I don't want anybody messing with Johnny's family valuables until I get there to claim the box. So you make sure nobody is in there snooping around. I would feel better if you would take them boxes to your house and don't tell anybody. Let me know if we can have a couple more days to get them things, OK?
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: Get back to you very soon.
Dear Frank,
Thank you very much for your well detailed mail. It was appreciated; I will like to use this opportunity to let you know that I also don't like time wasting. Time waits for no one, so we should make the best out of the little we have.
As regards the documents Dr. Vincent requested for, they are at my mother's possession and a scanned copy can be provided for you to give to Dr. Vincent. These are very important documents to my family. It was issued to my late father, Mr. Kamah, when he deposited the trunk box with the security company. I will like you to assure me that my family's valuable will not be taking for granted by you. You are to maintain the seriousness and confidentiality of this claim.
I will send you the following documents:
(1). THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT.
(2). THE CERTIFICATE OF OWNERSHIP.
(3). THE RECEIPT OF DEPOSITION.
You are to send them to Dr. Vincent also via scanning. This might take a little while because I will have to go to the refugee camp and collect the documents from her before I can scan them. So you will have to tell Dr. Vincent to spare you a day or two more, that your busy schedules will not grant you enough time.
I am still waiting for a scanned copy or your international passport or driver's license. This is very important for security and identification reasons.
It will be better if you send a mail to Dr. Vincent and tell him to brief you properly on the procedures of the claim. It is important we know everything now so it will save us time when the claim starts.
Your friend, Johnny
Subject: Re: Get back to you very soon.
Dear Johnny,
I got your email and I guess now all I need to do is to wait until you send me those documents. Can we just email copies of them to Dr. Vincent? How big are them documents going to be? Listen, since I'm married but I don't want to have to have Rhonda's signature on them and will this be OK for taxes over there? That way she won't ever know about this money and won't get any of it. I hope this will teach that sluthog a good lesson about not messing around on your husband. Have you ever had a woman treated you like this, Johnny? I'm going around all the time totally pissed off about how she would sneak in the basement and then I'd find rubbers down there under the couch. How long before we get them documents, man? Also, I finally got my license scanned and I'm putting it up on this here email. Let me know that it got through OK. I also sort of need some kind of ID from you, too. So scan it and send it along with all them documents. What are you going to do with your part of the money? I'm gonna get TRASHED first thing off, then get some what-nang! I also want to get some kind of identification of Dr. Vincent, too so that he don't try to burn us on this deal. Tell him we'll sue his ass off if he tries any funny stuff.
Sincerely, Frank
Subject: Re: THE SECURITY COMPANY!
Dear Dr. Vincent,
I am emailing you to tell you that I just got a email from Johnny and he said that you need to give us more than three days for him to get the paperwork out of the refugee camp where his mom is. He said that he'll get them as fast as he can and then I'll send them over to you on email. How are them trunk boxes? Do you have a guy guarding them or something? I don't want somebody slipping in there and stealing them off of you, which could happen with no guard. I don't want Johnny and his mom and other kids to lose all the family valuables in them boxes. That's the only thing in them boxes, but they belong to that family and they are valuable. But valuable only in that family and not to you or anybody else. So let me know if there's a guard in there. If there's not a guard in there, then we need to hire one. Do you know anybody that would be a good guard? We should hire him. Also, can the guard have guns in case a robber with a gun comes in to steal the boxes? If one comes in there and the guard has a gun and it's going to get stole, then he should just shoot the guy. That's what I'd do. I already sent Johnny my drivers license, do you need to see it too?
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: THE SECURITY COMPANY!
ATTN: MR FRANK DOBBS,
PLEASE PROVIDE THE REQUAEST DOCUMENTS:
AND PLEASE LEARN HOW TO ADDRESS PEOPLE CORRECTLY
YOUR,S SINCERELY, DR CHRISTOPHER VINCENT.
MERCURY ASSETS AND FINANCE MANAGEMENT.
Subject: Re: FROM THE COMPANY!
Attn: Dr. Christopher Vincent,
Sorry if I didn't address you right. Is that the way with the "Attn:" in front of it? I didn't know how they did things in Africa because of never going there in my whole life. Also, you said you are handling the safety of the property, but you didn't answer my question about having a guard. You said I should address you properly and you should also answer my questions because that's only fair. So I am now even more worried about the boxes and I want to know about guards with their guns to shoot robbers.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: I'M VERY MAD ABOUT THIS, JOHNNY!!!!
Dear Johnny,
I just now got me an email from Dr. Vincent and I am pretty mad and angry about it. He said I need to address him properly and I didn’t even say anything bad to him. And I asked him a question about a guard for our trunk boxes and he ignored it. I didn’t like the tone of his email and I’m real, real mad about it. I think you should fire him and get a different lawyer to take care of the paperwork. If I was there and he talked to me like that I would beat his ass and stomp his wang in a mudhole. I don’t know how you Africans do it, but here in America, if a man gets a insult, he just bows up and starts in whailing! At least that’s what I’d do. I don’t like people talking to me like that, Johnny, especially I ain’t never did nothing to nobody in the first place. So you need to get rid of Dr. Vincent and get somebody else in there who can watch his mouth.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: Apology.
Dear Frank,
I got your email, i am apologising on behalf of Dr. Christopher Vincent. Be informed that, Dr. Vincent is not My family Lawyer, he is the Director of the Security Company, Okay.
I will talk to you later.
Your Friend, Johnny.
Subject: Re: Apology.
Dear Johnny,
I received your email and have understood all. I’m afraid it’s the principle involved and an apology from you just isn’t right, my friend. Dr. Vincent accused me of addressing him improperly, which is something that I didn’t do. I don’t know what he is trying to pull on us, Johnny, but I asked him a bunch of times about guarding the trunk boxes and he didn’t never answer me about it. I think he is trying to steal our money. Is there anybody we can hire to go guard them boxes and to watch out that Dr. Vincent isn’t trying to rip us off? We have to be real, real careful here if we are going to be rich like we both want to be. I could send you some money to hire a guard and I think we should get talking to Dr. Vincent’s boss because I don’t trust this Dr. Vincent. What are we going to do about this? I don’t like somebody telling me that I did something when I didn’t do it. I’d seriously kick somebody’s ass if they did that and I hope you would too. You tell that Dr. Vincent that if he ever says something like that to me again that I’ll come over there and beat the crap out of him. I don’t put up with that kind of lies.
Sincerely, Frank
Subject: Fax.
Dear Frank Dobbs,
Kindly send the required Documents Via the Company's Fax Number: +233-21-812068.
Thanks, Dr. Vincent.
Subject: Treat as urgent!
Dear Frank Dobbs,
I received your email, and I am assuring you of the safety of the Trunk Box because it has being deposited with our Company as Family Valuable close to 2 years. We have adequate security to protect the properties of our customers.
I await the requested Documents that will verify your claim to the said Trunk Box. The Company will be pleased to assist you in receiving your trunk box after all the required Documents has been provided. I will like to hear from you in person, you can reach me on: +233-27-7704742 for more detailed information.
I await your urgent call!
Best Regards, Dr. Vincent. (M.A.M.F).
Subject: Attached Documents.
Dear Frank,
These are the documents requested by Dr. Vincent send them to him immediately.
Kindly get back to me to know the out come of your discussion.
Your Friend, Johnny
Subject: I GOT THE FORMS BUT NO APOLOGY FROM DR. VINCENT
Dear Johnny,
I got your forms, but I ain’t doing NOTHING with them until I get a full apology from Dr. Vincent for accusing me of these lies! He’s acting like he’s trying to piss me off BAD or something and now you are ignoring all my terms about this man. Why? I’m going to sit on these forms and I would rather send them to somebody else besides Dr. Vincent, because he’s obviously a liar and is running a crooked operation there. I think he’s probably on drugs, too Johnny. He sounds like he’s high when he writes these letters and emails that totally ignore everything I asked. What about the guards for our trunk boxes? Dr. Vincent never even talked about them. I’m so mad right now that I could kick Dr. Vincent’s ass up around his shoulder blades.
And also, if Dr. Vincent had these trunk boxes for the last two years, how do you know that there’s even any money in them any more? He could have stole it and then we pay all this money and when we get them trunk boxes, they’re all empty. I’d probably want to kill him if something like that happened. How do you know if there’s still money in there when you ain’t seen it after two years?
Sincererly, Frank Dobbs
Subject: I HAVE GOT THEM FORMS
Dear Dr. Vincent,
I got them forms from Johnny about them two trunk boxes that have ONLY FAMILY VALUABLES in them and NOTHING ELSE. But you ain't never answered none of my questions about the guards. You keep on ignoring them questions I have and I'm trying to do business here and you keep treating me like I'm some brain dead retarded person. Why? Also, don't nobody here uses faxes no more!!! I ain't even seen no faxes for about eight years. Everybody does it by the internet and that's how Johnny sent the forms to me and how come I can't send them to you that way??? How come you're treating me like this, Dr. Vincent??? What did I ever do to you? I'm just trying to help Johnny out with this business and you go off on accusing me of all these lies. How come?
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: Get in touch with the CEO.
Dear Frank,
I received your email, i agree with what you said about Dr. Vincent but the fact is i have gotten in touch with the CEO of the Security Company who assured me of the safety of the Trunk Boxes. He told me that the company employed specially trained security guards. I will like us to deal directly with him.
His name is MR MIKE MOBU. Email: xxxxxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.com.
If you are to call you can call the Company's number i gave you and ask for the CEO, Mr. Semobu. Get in touch with the CEO and forward the Scanned Documents to him because he is already expecting them so that they will release the Trunk Boxes and deliver them to you.
I wait to hear from you.
Your Friend, Johnny.
Subject: Greetings from Frank Dobbs
Dear Mr. Semobu,
I have been given some instructions about emailing you to get me and Johnny Kamah's business transaction to where we can pick up the trunk boxes that have ONLY PERSONAL FAMILY ITEMS in them, and NOTHING that would be valuable to anybody else except Johnny's IMMEDIATE FAMILY and NOBODY else. First, I want to tell you that I want to register a complaint against Dr. Vincent, who insulted me and made me so angry that I wanted to smack him up side the head about forty-nine times. I am doing a formal complaint right here to you, since you're his boss. I think you should fire him right away and not to be letting him insult your customers. That's a good way to lose a lot of customers by forcing them to deal with this brain-dead retard. When Dr. Vincent insulted me he also insulted my ENTIRE FAMILY, including my own dear grandmother, who's DEAD. We don't take kindly to that kind of abuse here in America and I have sworn to get revenge on him for this. But, if you fired him and threw him out of your building and right into the gutter, that would be satisfactory to me about getting revenge. Although I would prefer it if I could file a slander charge against him and hopefully he would end up on death row. Do you know any good lawyers there that could file a slander charge against Dr. Vincent? I am a man, Mr. Semobu, and there's just so many things a man can take before he needs to get violent. I'm glad that you have wrote me and I want to know that Dr. Vincent has been K.O.ed from your payroll and that I won't ever have to endure his filthy comments regarding my maternal lineage ever again for the rest of my life. If Dr. Vincent is still around then I don't want to have nothing to do with your company, but if Dr. Vincent has been fired and forced to run the gauntlet, then I'll send you the forms so we can get this deal finished up. OK?
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: WE ARE SORRY!! FROM MIKE SEMOBU.
Hello Mr. Frank,
Thanks for your mail,How are you? Family and business hope all is well if so thanks be to God allmighty.
Mr. Frank, I really understand you and how you feel concerning the insult Vincent gave you,Thanks for the advise about our company for not to loose customers,Mr.Frank please and please forgive him and forget about what Vincent might have say to you,because in the field of business customers are always right,I will make sure i do something that will please you so our customers will not go away from us.
Do you have any documents that cover's KAMAH'S consignment in our custody? If any i will like you to send them to me by FAX or E-MAIL so i will go through them before i will tell you the step to take to retrieve the consignment from our custody.
Again i will like to know if you want the company to deliver it to you or you are coming for the consignment yourself?
Waiting to hear from you as soon as every legal documents are ready to present before the company will take any further action concerning you and kamah's family.
Thanks, Yours Sincerely, Mike Semobu(M.A.M.F)
Subject: HELLO FROM FRANK DOBBS
Dear Mr. Semobu,
Thanks for your email that I just got, everything was well understood in it. I have several questions for you to answer for me. First off, Johnny never said nothing about me coming over there to pick up them trunk boxes, but if that's what I need to do then I'll do it to help out my good friend Johnny Kamah. How should we go about doing it this way if this is the best way that you think we should do it? Also, yes I have three documents from Johnny that he sent me. I have a Certificate of Ownership, a Certificate of Deposit, and a Official Receipt. Are these them documents you are talking about? Don't you already have copies of them if you're the company where they were put at? Which ones of them do you need for me to send you? Do I have to sign them documents?
Also, I'm real glad that you're taking care of business and working overtime to get rid of Dr. Vincent, who insulted my own dear, sweet, dead grandmother. I don't even see how you can even hire somebody who is that big of a cretinous pile of wombat droppings! That guy needs to be took out back and SHOT! I am still thinking on having a lawsuite against him for slander and libel for everything he said and wrote about me and my family. What if my kids ever found out that he was talking about savaging my whole family, even their dead grammaw? They would probably have to be getting a lot of psychiatry and that stuff ain't cheap! I want to know that Dr. Vincent has been fired and blacklisted and that he's being thrown out of the country and put in exile in Siberia or something. Also, do you know of any good lawyers that I could get for suing him in court and having him put in prison and paying a very big fine?
Finally, I would like to know FOR SURE that the people guarding them trunk boxes are for real HONEST and GOD-FEARING individuals and they ain't going to rip us, I mean Johnny's family, off for all them valuables in them two trunk boxes. What kind of guns are them fellas packing? They need at least a good semi-auto 9mm with a expandable clip so they can hold at least 45 rounds each. And that's just for the sidearms. They should also have a large calibre machine gun, like a Gatling gun or something like that. They should also have bullet proof vests. And what kind of training did these people have? Did they go to guard school or anything? Do you have some kind of guarding certificate that they have to have? Or do they get a test every six weeks or something?
You seem like a real nice fella, Mr. Semobu, and I hope that you have a lot of respect for your customers and their families, even the ones in the family that's been dead for years and years, like my grammaw that Dr. Vincent talked about doing perverted things with her. So you just tell me what I need to be doing and we'll get this thing all done and took care of real quick so Johnny's family has all their valuables again.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: I AM SORRY!
Dear Mr Frank Dobbs,
How are you, hope you are fine and family? I am very sorry for talking to you impolitely, i am not trying an funny thing all i was just trying to let you know is that in a Security Company there is going to be adequate security to protect our customers valuables in our security vault.
If i have wrong you i am very sorry, Okay.
I will talk to you later.
Regards, Dr Vincent.
Subject: WHY HE (DR. VINCENT) STILL WRITING TO ME?
Dear Mr. Semobu,
I arrived at my computer this morning and do you know what I found? I found an email from Dr. Vincent! I specifically stated that I did not want that PERVERTED REPROBATE to ever contact me again for the rest of my life. And now here is this email from him, after he has insulted me, my family, and my dead grammaw TWICE! His email was not appreciated and I am now thinking that you didn't know about it. Is Dr. Vincent using your company computers without anybody knowing about it? I thought you was going to fire him for all the insults and filth. Why did you not fire him? Why is he still writing to me? I did not appreciate the tone of his email because he acts like he didn't do anything but he did. I want to make another formal complaint to your company on a real official level. Who do I make out this letter to? Who is the boss there? Who is the owner? I want to get our business took care of so that Johnny can get all his family valuables out of them trunk boxes so they aren't anywhere near where Dr. Vincent or his gang can get at them. Have you checked out them trunk boxes yet? I don't want to have to come over there and find out that Dr. Vincent has stole everything out of them trunk boxes. And you also never told me about no lawyer where I could sue Dr. Vincent for slander and libel and have him put in jail on death row.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Subject: I CANT BELIEVE THAT HE WROTE AGAIN TO ME
Dear Johnny,
I am VERY angry just now. I have just received an email from Dr. Vincent and he is trying to make me look like a fool. This person is not capable of even looking like he has a brain and I think that he’s trying to pull something on us. Johnny, I’m VERY afraid of if he looked in them trunk boxes and seen that there wasn’t no family valuables in there, just millions of dollars. What if he took our money? I got a email from Mr. Semobu where he promised me that Dr. Vincent was going to be fired and then put in jail. I think for what he said about my beloved grammaw that he should be executed immediately because that’s what we would say to do with somebody like that over here. If somebody said something like that about their dead grammaw over here, well that person would be decapitated. Why is Dr. Vincent treating me like this? I think that he is trying to spoil our business deal and stealing all the money that’s in them trunk boxes. Should we call the police on him, Johnny? I was thinking that our deal would already be took care of by now and we’d already be doing a lot of business over here when you come over, but now Dr. Vincent is messing everything up and we need to figure out whether or not he took the money out of them trunk boxes or not. Who can we ask about this?
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs