Luisa Estrada - Part 2
THUNDERBIRD!!!!!
My Dear Luisa,
I have just now sent you an email earlier this evening explaining everything and how I have been very patient awaiting the Documents so that I can travel to the Netherlands with them to present them to Igho. But you never sent them. I am sorry, but if you cannot be serious about this, then I must refrain from continuing. I wish you the very best, Luisa. But you must send me the documents if you wish for things to proceed.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD!!
DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
I WILL LIKE TO KNOW WHEN LAST DID YOU HEAR FROM MR IGHO SO AS FOR ME TO SEND TO YOU ALL DOCUMENTS IN YOUR NAMES
I WILL WANT YOU TO BOOK AN APPOINTMENTS WITH THE FIRM SO FOR ME TO KNOW
REGARDS, MRS ESTRADA
Dear Luisa,
I have heard nothing from that syphilitic mongoloid Mr. Igho for over a week. He has completely dropped off the face of the earth. I have been waiting to buy my tickets to the Netherlands and Mr. Igho has completely ignored my plaintive pleas to send me an appointment. Luisa, I think that Mr. Igho has some serious personal problems that he’s not telling us about. Perhaps he’s a gambling addict or is under indictment for small mammal molestation or something. I have begged you to fire him and find someone who can actually handle the transaction. I am ready to come to the Netherlands THIS WEEK if you can discover a person who is not as fundamentally brain-dead as Mr. Igho. Please let me know when we can complete this transaction. I am getting tired of waiting.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
I WILL WANT YOU TO SEND MR IGHO BROWN A MAIL TO TELL HIM THAT YOU WANT TO COME
I WILL WANT HIM TO TRANSFER THE CNSIGMENTS TO ORTHER PERSON SO FOR US TO CLAIM FAST
REGARDS, MRS LUISA ESTRADA
THUNDERBIRD!!!!
Dear Luisa,
Are you absolutely certain you wish to continue working with that gobbing piece of walrus phlegm, Mr. Igho? I mean, it’s your money, but I seriously think you should fire that retarded wanker and hire somebody with some brains. I want this deal to turn out for the good of us both, Luisa, and I don’t think Mr. Igho has the cojones to pull it off. PLEASE find another person for us to deal with. Mr. Igho hasn’t bathed in years and he kills kittens! We need somebody who is a good Christian person and not an idol worshipper like that Yob Sothoth adherent, Mr. Igho. Please, Luisa, I want to come to the Netherlands and finalize this transaction, but Mr. Igho is standing in our way. Do you think we can off him somehow and bury the evidence?
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
THUNDERBIRD!!!
Dear Luisa,
I’ve been waiting all day by the computer for Mr. Igho to email me but I never received anything. Listen, my beloved Sister, why won’t that lobotomized wanker email me? I have been praying over and over for his email to come but the Lord has forsaken us, Luisa. HE has abandoned us to our ghastly fate. Oh, what shall become of us if the fecal-minded Igho continues to neglect us in our hour of need? Please tell me why we must rely on such a man as Igho, whom I truly believe is benighted in the extreme and also probably wears linen corsets beneath his business suits.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear FRANK
What's the word
greetings to you.
I have been in the hospital, in my sick bed, am really grateful to you, for your kind gesture in assiting me for that reason, MAY THE ALMIGHTY LORD continue to bless you.
I would like you to make contact with the lawyer so as for you and hyim to book an appointments there in amsterdam
what is required of you to tell him that you will be coming to collect the funds call the him with info below:
i have just been notifiled by the security company that the funds are yeilding more charges there in their company that we must pay
So you feel free to contact and discuss with Mr.smith on his direct telephone line:
+ 31 627 287 306 +31 627 196 877 OR fax +31 619 724 098
Please let me know when you have contacted him
Remember to call him
please as soon as you have talked with him please i will like you to send to me an urgent reply,
I await your immediate reply as i will be expecting to get feed backs on how far you have gone with the my lawyer
MRS LUISA ESTRADA
Dear Luisa,
Please give me the lawyer Mr. Smith’s email address. I’ve tried EIGHT times to call him but the calls never go through. All I get is clicking noises. I hope my phone isn’t tapped. I’m glad you fired that brainless abortion, Mr. Igho. Now we need to see about presecuting him for incompetence in the line of duty and hopefully he’ll see some major prison time, culminating with a public execution! I pray in God’s name that you are well. Please, Luisa, do you need any medicine or anything? I am very worried about your health, my dear sister in Christ. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do for you.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD!!
DEAR FRANK!
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR LAST MAIL AS YOU KNOW I AM STILL VERY SICK NOW AS I AM STILL UNDER PRESURE FROM MY GOVERMENT
PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO CONTACT MR SMITH VIA HIS EMAIL
: singhatey@netscape.net
PLEASE TRY TO TELL HIM THAT YOU WILL BE COMING SOON THAT HE SHOULD GIVE YOU A DATE SO AS FOR YOU AND HIM TO GO TO THE FIRM THERE IN AMSTERDAM
I AWAIT YOUR MAIL SOON
REGARDS
MRS ESTRADA
Dear Mr. Smith,
I have been instructed by Mrs. Estrada to contact you. First and foremost I want to rest assured that you have no relationship with the mongoloid brainless abortion Mr. Igho, whom I wish to thrash soundly about his head and shoulders. That man is a disgrace to his office and should be knouted immediately. Please let me know when the best time to meet you in the Netherlands would be.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
My Dear Sister in Christ, Luisa,
Bless you, my sister. I am saddened by your plight. How sick are you? Are you going to die soon? I sure hope not. And what about this government oppression? Should we notify the United Nations or the Red Cross? I pray for you every five minutes all day and night, my dear. Please, do you need money for some medicine, or some pills? I could send some very good pills. I have contacted Mr. Smith but he has not responded. I certainly hope he isn’t as innately retarded as that scoundrel, Mr. Igho, whom I should like to see dismembered and his head put on a pike at the city gates.
Bless you in the Bloody Lambs of Moab, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Attn :: F dobbs,
I am delighted to read from you as you are aware you are taking too much time in getting this transation concluded, as at this moment there are a lot of new law which might not be on your favour and that of you the person you are representing, so i urge you to do all you can and be here if possible before friday so that i can go with you to the firm , on my end i have done all the neccesary thing that need to be done, its just for you to come and meet with the firm,and lastly you must come with their requirement for the collection, their requirement are::: 1, Your internation passport for identification 2,Handling and adminitrative charges of 12250 Euro(compulsry fee on cash only) 3,Valid documents relating to this transation (on this if you are not in possetion of any dont borther as i have all the necesary paper work with me as their attorney) Finanly you can reach me on my phone +31 627 196 877 till i hear from you have a good day
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
Listen, man, it's NOT MY FAULT that this has taken so long. It's the fault of that reprobate scumbag Mr. Igho. That person has led us astray many times over the past few weeks and I suspect he is attempting to purloin the money for himself and his reprehensible cohorts. I want an iron-clad guarantee that Mr. Igho has been executed, or at least exiled to the deserts of northern Mali. I want no part with that sorry excuse for a man. He is a gusset, a wimple, and a snood. If that blessed Luisa dies because of his malfeasance, I shall endeavor to hunt him down and crucify him upside down to an oak tree. Please ensure he has nothing to do with our transaction.
I also require some sort of identification from you so that I know you're not Igho masquerading as someone else. I shall be waiting for this before I come to the Netherlands.
Yours, Rev. Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD
DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT IT IS NOT MR SMITH THAT SENT TO THAT EMAIL
REGARDS MRS ESTRADA
Dear Sister in Christ Luisa,
Here is the email that was sent, and it was sent from the email address that you gave me so it MUST have been sent by Mr. Smith. Who else would have sent it? Are you perhaps partaking of too many pills in the hospital, making your brain somewhat dysfunctional? This is nothing to be ashamed of. But, please tell me who sent the following email to me:
Attn :: F dobbs,
I am delighted to read from you as you are aware you are taking too much time in getting this transation concluded, as at this moment there are a lot of new law which might not be on your favour and that of you the person you are representing, so i urge you to do all you can and be here if possible before friday so that i can go with you to the firm , on my end i have done all the neccesary thing that need to be done, its just for you to come and meet with the firm,and lastly you must come with their requirement for the collection, their requirement are::: 1, Your internation passport for identification 2,Handling and adminitrative charges of 12250 Euro(compulsry fee on cash only) 3,Valid documents relating to this transation (on this if you are not in possetion of any dont borther as i have all the necesary paper work with me as their attorney) Finanly you can reach me on my phone +31 627 196 877 till i hear from you have a good day J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
I am VERY disturbed about your recent email. Do you know why I am disturbed? Because I got the following email from that dear lady, Luisa Estrada:
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DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT IT IS NOT MR SMITH THAT SENT TO THAT EMAIL
REGARDS MRS ESTRADA
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Now, Mr. Smith I want to know what's going on. Have you hacked into our accounts and are attempting to steal Mrs. Estrada's money? Because if you are I shall endeavor to have you lashed to within an inch of your life. You sent me no indication of your position in this transaction, therefore I must assume, due to Mrs. Estrada's disturbing email that you, sir, are a fraud of the lowest sort. Some kind of reprobate intent on robbing dear Luisa. Sir, I shall spare no effort in hunting you and your Satanic cohorts down to the ends of the earth and personally staking you to an anthill.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD
DEAR FRANK
I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT IS MR SMITH THAT SENT THE EMAIL TO YOU
REGARDS, MRS ESTRADA
Attn::Frank Dobbs,
Do you think you can talk to everybody the way you like and get away with it let me warn you if that how you have been dealing with people i will make things to be difficult for you because i am the one you are coming to meet here and i know the lady in question in person, i have been dealing with their family for years , and ever since i have not met somebody who is as proud as your self and i can assure you i will never send anything to you if you want to be here you have to send your identification to me for file update i will even advise Mrs Estrada to look for somebody more reliable because the way you sound i dont think you are mature enough to handle a transaction of this magnitude , i see you as a taut who is looking for what to devour, this transation papper work has been with me for years and nothng happen to it , if she does not trust me she whould not have refer you to me, so if you know what is good for you do it otherwise stop writing me.
J.Smith
THUNDERBIRD!
Dear Luisa,
What’s the deal here? First you tell me it wasn’t Mr. Smith. Then you tell me it was. Are you going schizo, my dear? Perhaps you were dropped on your poor head as a child? Is your mental state deteriorating as a lack of sustinence? Please advise. I would sincerely wish to know which of your statements about Mr. Smith is true, since you have offered me two contradictory ones. I’m afraid to answer Mr. Smith since I’m not sure now. Perhaps you should find a different representative.
Bless you in the Lord’s Bleeding Lambs of Moab, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Mr. Smith,
I apologize for my last email. But what would you expect when it was Mrs. Estrada herself who informed me that you were a thieving fraud? It was she who told me that the email I got from you wasn't indeed from you. You can understand my concern. But today I got an email from her informing me that it was you who wrote me. This seems quite the paradox to me. I have been writing to Mrs. Estrada for quite some time now, waiting for something to happen and nothing has happened. I was beginning to doubt her sanity and her ability to function in the third dimension.
Also, there is the issue of Mr. Igho, who has consistently endeavored to squash this transaction due to nefarious plans of his own. Perhaps he has some sort of mental abberation that compels him to insult people. He certainly has insulted me.
Now that we have that out of the way, please inform me what must be done to alleviate all this tension and proceed with the proceedings.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Attn:: Frank Dubbs,
I read your mail and understand exactly what you went through , i have forgotten about all that so if you are ready to come down for the collection please kindly make all the necesary arrangement as soon as possible and let me know you travel plans as i will assign a lady protocol officer to pick you up at the airport on your arrival. should you have further question do not hesitate to contact me. Ilook forward to your quick reply. kind regard ,
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
Thank you very much for your kind understanding. Please, when would be the optimal time to come to the Netherlands. Is Schipol Airport the one I need to fly to?
Please inform me of the disposition of Mr. Igho.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Att:: Frank Dobbs,
I thought we are on for friday because i have notify the firm of your arrival but if on the condition you are not able to meet up bacuse of the time frame you have to notify me as soon as possible for re shceduling of appointment, furthermore you are to fly to schiphol airport and make sure you are readily available with their requirment. till i read fro you have a nice day J.Smith please endeavour to leave your phone number as constant communication is important, or you can call me on the number i left with you
Dear Mr. Smith,
I shall make my plane reservations this evening for early next week. I will email you my flight details as soon as they are confirmed. I have understood everything in your previous email. I must ask you, however, to ensure that the mongoloid Mr. Igho will not be in attendance with our meetings. I should beat him severely about the head and shoulders with a nail-studded 2x4 if I happen to see that slimy weasel. Please make certain he is either exiled or no longer among the living before I get to Amsterdam.
Mrs. Estrada has sent me no paperwork this week. Will this present a problem? Also, how should the payment be handled? Cash? A money order? How?
Finally, I would like to take you and your family out to dinner one evening while I'm there in Amsterdam. What kind of food do you eat?
Also, I shall insist upon going to church service on Sunday.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Attn :; frank dobbs,
I read your email and the content well noted, if i may ask who is this Igho brown do you have his identity or phone numbers, so that i can trace him as for the money its only cash as any other mode will make things difficult ,finanly i thought you must be having the necesary documents . kind regars,
J.Smith
Dear Luisa, my Dear Sister,
Mr. Smith says he doesn’t know who Mr. Igho is. Please explain as this is very confusing to me.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD
DEAR FRANK I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
I WILL LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT I HAVE TOLD YOU IN SOME OF MY MAILS THAT MR SMITH IS OUR FAMILY LAWYER WHO IS TO FOLLOW YOU TO THE FIRM THERE TO CLAIM THE CONSIGMENTS FROM THEM THERE IN AMSTERDAM.
AND ALSO MR IGHO IS A WORKER OF THE FIRM THERE HE IS FRIEND TO MY HUSBAND PLEASE MR FRANK I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT MR SMITH IS OUR LAWYER FOR THE PAST YEARS NOW
I WILL LIKE YOU TO KEEP SILENCE TO ANY MAIL FROM MR IGHO AS HE IS TRYING TO DISTRUPT US CLAIMING THIS FUNDS NOW
I AWAIT YOUR MAIL
REGARDS, MRS ESTRADA
ATTN:: Frank Dobbs,
I waited for your travel plan and uptill now nop response,please keep me updated as soon as you have your reservation made, Looking forward to hearing from you soon Kind regards,
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
I apologize for not writing you sooner. I have been in the hospital. I was riding my vintage Wombat Scooter and some idiot ran a red light and hit me. Luckily it was a county employee, the local driver of the cat detector van, so I can sue the state and get lots of money. But I have two broken ribs, a strained tibula and fifteen stitches in my scrotal area. I will be unable to travel to Europe until next week, according to my doctor. I am in touch with the lawyer about suing the Cat Detector people right now, so perhaps they'll settle out of court and I'll have even more money with which to travel.
Please let me know about the progress in the arrest and incarceration of that bastard, Mr. Igho.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Attn ::Frank Dobbs,
I quite sympatise with you over the incident, i wish you quick recovery, but i must tell you that i am not very happy over the continue delay of this transaction, as the woman in question is seriously ill and i pray that nothing happen to her, please you should be more carefull in your daily activities, i though you said that you are Rev, but you talks and abuses scares me you should learn to forgive , as for I gho brown ,i have made some investigation and at the end of it i discorver that he is an alcoholic and irresponsible unqualify person, so do not bother yourself over him i will personally take care of him from this end, so please do all you can to be here as soon as possible in order for us to finanlise this transaction, i await your quick respone Kind regard,
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
Please understand that, even as a Reverend, my anger toward Mr. Igho is solely a result of my concern over that poor Luisa Estrada, whom I look after as my own sister. I had a sister once who died as a line-worker at the local cheese-straightening plant. She'd become entangled in the Velveeta conveyer belt and I was there to hear her dying words, which were this, "Take heart, my brother, and find for yourself another sister who will take my place in your heart and make for you lima bean casserole." So you see, Mr. Smith, I am only acting out of concern for Luisa.
Today my doctor says that I may be able to travel as early as Friday as long as I have a sufficient supply of pain medicine. He also instructed me to fine out what pain medications are available in the Netherlands before he will allow me to go over there. Please find out what type of strong narcotic pain medications are available there so that I may present him with a list and be approved for travel by Friday.
I am not surprised to discover that Mr. Igho is an alcoholic. I suppose one must pray for him but I would prefer seeing him face the firing squad for what he has put poor Mrs. Estrada through.
Please find out about the drugs.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Luisa,
I have explained to Mr. Smith about my recent accident with the cat detector van, in which I was briefly hospitalized. I should be fine after the foot gland swelling abates and then I shall rush forthwith over to the Netherlands in order to secure your money and mine. Please let me know that you haven’t died yet and that you’ll live perhaps a few weeks longer in order that I may finally meet you face to face my sister in Christ.
Please, have you heard that Mr. Igho is an alcoholic and a child molester? That’s what Mr. Smith told me. Why in the world did you ever hire him in the first place? I am beginning to question your judgement and even your sanity, my sister. Please explain immediately.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF ALL YOUR MAILS
I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT I RECIVED A MAIL FROM MR SMITH TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE MAKING HIM STRESS HIM SELF.
FRANK YOU HAVE TO MOVE SOON SO SA FOR US TO CONCLUDE ALL
I AWAIT YOU FLIGTH DETAIL SOON
REGARDS MRS ESTRADA
Attn::Frank Dobbs,
I am writing to know what your arrangements are,please keep me inform as soon as you have a good news.
J.Smith
THUNDERBIRD!
Dear Luisa,
Please, it is Mr. Smith who is delaying my coming to the Netherlands. After my accident, my doctor has insisted upon certain medications being available in the Netherlands. And Mr. Smith is supposed to check on these. He hasn’t done this. Is he, perchance, related to the retarded mongoloid Mr. Igho? Are they from the same locale or perhaps born in some hazardous waste dump where chemicals leached into their brains causing them to be dimwits and numbnuts? Bless you, my sister. But you have never told me anything of your position or your family or anything. Just the same form letter over and over. I am losing interest because you all seem to be suffering from dementia or extreme slowness.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Mr. Smith,
I have asked you specific questions from my doctor regarding my travel and you didn't answer the questions. Why? I am remitting these questions and I must have the answers printed out before my doctor will allow me to travel.
Today my doctor says that I may be able to travel as early as Friday as long as I have a sufficient supply of pain medicine. He also instructed me to fine out what pain medications are available in the Netherlands before he will allow me to go over there. Please find out what type of strong narcotic pain medications are available there so that I may present him with a list and be approved for travel by Friday.
Please be very specific as to the names of the strong pain narcotic medications available in the Netherlands.
Sincerely and God Bless, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Attn::Frank Dobbs,
I visited the hospital this morning regarding your requirements and i was told by the doctor that the number of pain relief drug here are numerious , they advise that your doctor should specify the drug you will need so as to know if they are available or not, so ask your doctor to give the name of pain relief that you will need here. looking forward to your response.
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
Thank you for checking these out for me and my doctor. He said I need to know if the following are available:
Percodan
Frop
Lortab
Oxycontin
Fraine
Norco
Lorcet
Dilaudid
Duragesic
Fracid
Percocet
Vicoden
Please see if any of these are available and send me back the list.
Thanks again.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
Attn:: Frank Dobbs,
I ahve checked with the doctor and they have the following in stock
percodan
frop
lortab
oxycontin
duragesic
fracid
vicoden
check with your doctor and see if these are enough
J.Smith
Attn::Frank Dobbs,
I have sent the drugs u you ask for to you please acknowledge reciept.
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
OH MY GOD!!!! Why did you send me drugs??? Don't you know that I could be arrested? I don't have the correct prescriptions from my doctor yet. You didn't even know which drugs from that list that my doctor would prescribe. Which drugs did you send? I must now get a prescription from my doctor for the exact drugs that you sent me. Did you send them in a large box or a small envelope? I did not ask you to send me any drugs, just a list of drugs. I appreciate you trying to help me but what if customs seizes the package of drugs you sent me? What will that look like to my church? I am not a drug addict! I only use these narcotics for pain relief and NEVER to cop a buzz. Please, why did you do such a stupid thing?
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Attn::Frank Dobbs,
I only send to you the list of drug available here so dont be afraid, and stop abusing people as pastor, have you gotten you flight initiary now ? keep me posted . Kind regard,
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
Thank God! You had me scared there for a minute. You must be more careful with your words. I appreciate your efforts on my behalf. These drugs will be fine according to my doctor. Please find attached my flight schedule. Who shall pick me up at the airport?
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Attn:: Frank Bobbs,
I will assign a protocol lady officer to pick you up on your arrival,you will see her with a banner with your name on it, secondly you have three differenr airline coming the same day please indicate the one you will be to avoid apossible mss up. I look forward to your quick respone. Kind regards,
J.Smith
Attn:: Frank Dobbs,
This reservation to me is not confirm as there are three airlines coming that same day please indicate the one you will be flying with as i wait for your response, Kind regard
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
The flight is Delta 8400, arriving at Amsterdam 24 March at 9:05 a.m. What will the lady be wearing? What will her sign say exactly?
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD!!
DEAR FRANK
I WILL LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AS THEY HAVE INFOORMED ME THAT THEY HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SINCE THE PAST DAYS NOW SO PLEASE TELL ME IF YOUD DID NOT MAKE IT TO AMSTERDAM OR NOT SO I WILL KNOW TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON WHO CAN HELP ME
I AWIT YOUR MAIL SOON URGENRS!!!
REGARDS, MRS ESTRADA
Attn :: Frank Dobbs,
You will see the lady with a banner bearing your name the you can recongnise her, i hope you have their charges with you as that will be the only hindrance, Ilook forward to hearing from you
J.Smith
My Dearest Luisa, Sister in Christ,
I cannot believe that Mr. Smith did not inform you that I am arriving in Amsterdam day after tomorrow, which is Wednesday. He said he will be sending a female representative to pick me up. Why did he not inform you of this? Is he as completely mongoloidesque as that dim-witted Mr. Igho? I would like an explanation IMMEDIATELY why Mr. Smith did not inform you. This makes me very nervous and if I do not receive an explanation from you and an apology from Mr. Smith then I shall CANCEL MY PLANE RESERVATIONS and I WILL NOT come to Amsterdam since this is completely irregular. This is no way to do business, Luisa, and I am beginning to suspect that Mr. Smith and Mr. Igho are in cahoots and are attempting to thwart our well-laid plans and hightail it out of Dodge with our money. Please explain all IMMEDIATELY or I shall call the whole deal off and put all the money for Mr. Smith back into my bank account.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD
DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
MR SMITH TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE SENT TO HIM A PLANE RESAVATION BUT HE DID NOT INDICATE THE DATE.OF YOUR COMING
PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM STILL SICK NOW THE MONMENT WHEN I SAW YOUR MAIL I EMAILED MR SMITH!!
HE HAS TOLD ME THATY OU WILL BE COMING TO AMSTERDAM IN 1 DAY TIME WENESDAY!!
I WILL LIKE TO SAY I AM SORRY FOR THIS.MR SMITH IS A GOOD LAWYER HE HAS BEEN WITH US FOR THEPAST TEN YEARS NOW AS HE IS NOT TO BE SURSPETED.
MAY THE LORD GOD BLESS YOU
REGARDS, MRS ESTRADA
My Dear Luisa,
I am sorry that you are too sick to see me at this time. I hope you don’t die! I have read your email and I fully understand. I shall cancel my plane reservation immediately and will wait until you are feeling better before I come over. Don’t worry about anything because me and Mr. Smith will take care of it all. Please endeavor to STAY ALIVE for a bit longer and don’t die before I get over there to see you. I will tell Mr. Smith that we are on hold until you feel better.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Mr. Smith,
I have just received the following email from Mrs. Estrada:
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PLEASE I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT I AM STILL SICK NOW THE MONMENT WHEN I SAW YOUR MAIL I EMAILED MR SMITH!!
HE HAS TOLD ME THATY OU WILL BE COMING TO AMSTERDAM IN 1 DAY TIME WENESDAY!!
I WILL LIKE TO SAY I AM SORRY FOR THIS.
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Since Luisa is too sick at the moment to see me, I shall cancel my flight tomorrow and will wait until she is feeling better. I'm glad she emailed me before I was at the airport! I know that she really wanted me to come over tomorrow, but I understand that she is sorry that she is too sick at the present moment. I am praying for her quick revival. Please let me know when she is well enough for me to come over to Amsterdam. I must now go return the $18,000 I withdrew from my bank to its account.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD
DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO CANCELL YOUR FLIGTH TO AMSTERDAM
I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT I WILL STILL WANT YOU TO TRAVELL TO AMSTERDAM TOMORROW SOON AS WE HAVE DISCUSSED IN REGARDS OF MY CONSIGMENTS CLAIMS
I WILL NOT WANT YOU TO CANCELL ANY ARRENGEMENTS YOU AND MR SMITH HAS MADE TO MEET HIS REPRENTATIVE IN THE AIRPORT.
FRANK I WILL LIKE YOU TO TAKE NOTE THAT YOU HAVE TO TRAVELL TOMORROW SOON AS WE HAVE NO MOCH TIME TO WAIST ON THIS TRANSACTION ANYMORE I WILL LIKE YOU TO BE IN AMSTERDAM TOMORROW AS YOU HAVE SAID IN YOUR EALIER MAIL.I WILL BE BETTER SOON!!AS IT IS JUST A SLIGTH COLD!!
I AWAIT YOUR MAIL SOON
REGARDS, MRS ESTRADA
Dear Mr. Smith,
I haven't heard from you but I've heard from Luisa TWICE! First she tells me not to come because she's too sick. Then she says to come because she just has a mild cold. Please let me know what's going on! Is Luisa dying or is she just running a slight temperature with a runny nose? I need to know TODAY if I need to cancel my flight tomorrow.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Mr. Smith,
Since I didn't hear from you I decided to go ahead with my travel plans. I think Luisa is sicker than she is letting on. I am four hours into my flight from Atlanta right now, and I am using the plane's first class internet connection with my laptop. I hope I have the email settings correct. I will be landing in Paris at 6:30 in the morning, your time and I have about an hour there. I hope there is an internet connection at the Paris airport in case there are any delays. Please confirm that I am being met by your girl at Schipol Airport at 9:05 a.m. I will check my email every hour or so, but it costs quite a bit to go online in the airplane. I don't know if you've ever used the internet while flying, but I'm very impressed with the speed of the connection. I am looking forward to meeting you in person. I will be very tired when I arrive in Amsterdam so I would appreciate it if I could go to my hotel for a two or three hour nap before we conclude our business. I have brought all the fees with me. I am a bit worried about security because I am carrying so much cash. Can your assistant drive me straight to my hotel? Or do I need to go to your office first? I am staying at a hotel on Prinzengracht. Will that be a problem?
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Attn::Frank Dobbs,,
I got your mail this morning and i must tell you that i have already cancel your appointment , but when i recieve you mail i decieded to send my protocol officer to the airport to pick you but there are no trace of your flight, anyway without much complication i advise that when you arrive take a taxi to your hotel and call me on my cell phone 0627287306 and i will send somebody to pick after your rest , or you can e mail me with the hotel number and room number so as to meet you. Ilook forward to your response.
J.Smith
*** AUTOMATED MAIL RESPONSE ***
Hello,
This is my automated email responder. I have gone to Europe for two days and will contact you as soon as I can buy the correct power adapter for my laptop. I did not realize that Europe had a different voltage and current. Please don't respond to this email. I will get back with you in a few hours. I will be back in the United States on Friday. If you have an appointment at my office, please call my secretary to confirm the time.
Thank you.
Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Mr. Smith,
May the good Lord forgive me but I am SO ANGRY at you that I could stuff your wee-wee down a garbage disposal! Why did you not inform me of European Union laws regarding large sums of money???? I have just gotten out of jail in Paris. I was arrested for carrying $18,500 in undeclared cash. The police have seized my money and now YOU have a BIG PROBLEM!!!!
When they searched my luggage and found the money they told me that I could face a prison term and I was so upset that I said the first thing that came to my mind when they asked me what the money was for. I told them that I was going to Amsterdam to purchase rare hybrid tulip bulbs for my nursery. Luckily I am something of an amateur gardener and I know about tulips. Well, they told me that they would not release my money unless I had a purchase order from the company that I am allegedly buying the tulip bulbs from.
I am praying that poor Luisa doesn't discover your failure to inform me of this VERY IMPORTANT detail. Something like this could give my Sister in Christ a heart attack or a bout of whooping cough. SHE COULD DIE, Mr. Smith and her blood would be on your hands!
The only way I can regain my money is in YOUR POWER!!!!! The Paris authorities said I need a purchase order for the tulip bulbs, as I have mentioned, and now YOU must make one and email it to me as an attachment. It MUST look like a correct document and it must list a variety of tulips and the total must come to $18,500 EXACTLY! If you cannot create such a document then you better find someone who can.
Mr. Smith, I was so pleased by your work that I also bought you two presents that I was going to surprise you with. I bought you a Dell laptop computer and a Rolex watch. The authorities have also seized these and they are going through the hard drives on both my laptop and yours. Luckily I archive my emails off-site at my ISP so they won't read anything from you or Luisa.
I am so upset with you, Mr. Smith. While I was in jail I was molested by two Tunisian psychotics, who forced me to do unspeakable acts with them. I hope I don't get AIDS or something. You have 24 hours to come up with a suitable purchase order so that I can get my money back to help my dear Sister in the Lord's Moably Lambs, Mr. Smith. The purchase order MUST LOOK PROFESSIONALLY DONE!!!!! If it doesn't fool the authorities here in Paris, then I am looking at a jail sentence and losing all my money! I am using my Hotmail account at an internet cafe at the moment because the police still have my laptop. Luckily I have memorized your email address.
You have 24 hours to produce a purchase order!!!!! I told them that the name of the company I was buying the tulip bulbs from is Felch-Land Enterprises, Ltd., and that I was buying two dozen different kinds of tulip bulbs in large quantities each. Some of the varieties you must list on the purchase order are: The Felcher; The Kumstaign, The Puhseef Ahrt; The Jhitt-baihg; and the Snahr-Flahts. All this information must be on the form. DO NOT FAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angrily, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Attn::Frank Dobbs,
I have no idea of what you are talking about ,first of all you are making things difficult for yourself and everybody by taking a conecting flight when their are direct flight to Amsterdam from U.S.A, Secondly i dont need any surprise from you or anybody i am only doing my job and thirdly if liusa dies her blood will be on your head because you are the devil who is careless and dont listen to advise, today one story tomorrow another story,infact i m tied of you and continous problem. If you have flown in from U.S.A to Amsterdam you will not have had problem, even if you are carrying 100,000 dollars, so please tell them what you have already said , dont change your story i know they will release your funds to you, i pray that luisa does survive. I dont know where to go and whom to meet to get a purchase order, and even if we have it they will make some verification, so may God help you,
J.Smith
THUNDERBIRD!!!
Dear Sister in Christ,
I have been detained in Paris where the police have seized my $18,500 cash because Mr. Smith didn't tell me that I had to declare it. Now Mr. Smith is refusing to help me when all he needs to do to get my money released is to send me a simple piece of paper. I am very sorry, but I guess I have lost my money and I shall return to the United States. If Mr. Smith would do what I asked I could get my money and be in Amsterdam with the payment tomorrow. I am very sorry and quite angry with Mr. Smith.
But I will forgive him because that's the Christian thing to do.
I tried to help you my dear Sister in Christ, but Mr. Smith will not help me.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Mr. Smith,
I don't understand. I apologize for losing my temper. All it will take to get my money and be in Amsterdam by tomorrow is one simple piece of paper from you. It's all in your hands now.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
My Dearest Sister in Christ, Luisa,
Please my dear, I am stuck in Paris with all my money at the police station. Since Mr. Smith will not make the effort of drawing up a purchase order for the tulips, then you must do this! This is the only way we will get our money. I have brought some extra for you for medicine and doctor bills but now you must draw up an invoice for me to get my money and go to Amsterdam tomorrow. I am truly sick and tired of Mr. Smith, who is the lobotomized brainless abortion of a man. May God forgive me, but I wish to see Mr. Smith knouted, drawn and quartered. How can we solve this problem, Luisa.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
WHAT IS THE WORD!!
DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
I WILL LIKE TO KNOW WHAT EXACT HAPPEN IN PARIS!!
I WILL WANT YOU TO TRAVELL TO HOLLAND AS A PLAIN CHRISTIAN WITH A GODLY MIND ARE WE HAVE AGREED AS ONE IN THE LORD!!
PLEASE FRANK YOU HAVE TRIED ALOT FOR MY FAMILY I WILL WANT YOU TO TRAVELL TO AMSTEDM AS YOU ARE A MAN OF FAITH
I WILL WANT YOU TO TELL THE POLICE THAT YOU ARE A BUSINESS MAN THAT YOU ARE GOING FOR SHOPPING
REGARDS
MAY ALMINTY GOD GUIDE YOU AND YOUR CREATION FOREVER
MRS ESTRADA
My Dear Sister in Christ, Luisa,
Here is what happened in Paris:
May the good Lord forgive me but I am SO ANGRY at Mr. Smith that I could stuff his wee-wee down a garbage disposal! Why did he not inform me of European Union laws regarding large sums of money???? I have just gotten out of jail in Paris. I was arrested for carrying $18,500 in undeclared cash. The police have seized my money and now WE have a BIG PROBLEM!!!!
When they searched my luggage and found the money they told me that I could face a prison term and I was so upset that I said the first thing that came to my mind when they asked me what the money was for. I told them that I was going to Amsterdam to purchase rare hybrid tulip bulbs for my nursery. Luckily I am something of an amateur gardener and I know about tulips. Well, they told me that they would not release my money unless I had a purchase order from the company that I am allegedly buying the tulip bulbs from.
The only way I can regain my money is in Mr. Smith's!!!!! The Paris authorities said I need a purchase order for the tulip bulbs, as I have mentioned, and now HE must make one and email it to me as an attachment. It MUST look like a correct document and it must list a variety of tulips and the total must come to $18,500 EXACTLY! If he cannot create such a document then he better find someone who can.
I was so pleased by Mr. Smith's work that I also bought him two presents that I was going to surprise him with. I bought him a Dell laptop computer and a Rolex watch. The authorities have also seized these and they are going through the hard drives on both my laptop and Mr. Smith's. Luckily I archive my emails off-site at my ISP so they won't read anything about our deal.
I am so upset with Mr. Smith. While I was in jail I was molested by two Tunisian psychotics, who forced me to do unspeakable acts with them. I hope I don't get AIDS or something. Mr. Smith now has 24 hours to come up with a suitable purchase order so that I can get my money back to help you, my dear Sister in the Lord's Moably Lambs. The purchase order MUST LOOK PROFESSIONALLY DONE!!!!! If it doesn't fool the authorities here in Paris, then I am looking at a jail sentence and losing all my money! I am using my Hotmail account at an internet cafe at the moment because the police still have my laptop.
Mr. Smith has 24 hours to produce a purchase order!!!!! I told them that the name of the company I was buying the tulip bulbs from is Felch-Land Enterprises, Ltd., and that I was buying two dozen different kinds of tulip bulbs in large quantities each. Some of the varieties you must list on the purchase order are: The Felcher; The Kumstaign, The Puhseef Ahrt; The Jhitt-baihg; and the Snahr-Flahts. All this information must be on the form. Please Luisa, tell Mr. Smith that he must make up this form and email it to me immediately, or I will be forced to lose all my thousands of dollars and return home without helping you.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Dear Luisa,
Are you and Mr. Smith going to help me or not?
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs
Frankmy netscape account has problem that is why i use my yahoo box , i hope that it wiil be well,
J.Smith
Note: forwarded message attached
DEAR FRANK
I AM IN RECIPT OF YOUR MAIL
I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT THE MONMENT I SAW YOUR MAIL I CONTACTEDMR SMITH TO TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAID TO ME
HE TOLD ME THAT HE HAS SENT TO YOU THE INVOICE TO YOU
PLEASE ALWAYS KEEP ME INFORED IN ALL CONDITIONS AS GOSD IS IN CONTROL OF ALL CASE!!
REGARDS
MRS ESTRADA
Corfirm reciept of purchase order,
J.Smith
Dear Mr. Smith,
THANK YOU!!!!!! I have received the order and am now printing it out to take to the police station. I am going to give you an extra $1,000 bonus for doing this for me. It looks perfect and should fool the Paris authorities. They have returned to me your Rolex watch and your Dell laptop, so I hope to travel to Amsterdam by tonight. I will update you as soon as I return from the Police Department. Excellent job, Mr. Smith. I am in your debt! God bless you and your glans.
Sincerely, Rev. Frank Dobbs