BETH and MOTORHEAD - FINIS
Amazing “Mother and Son” team. This ridiculous correspondence was my first SUCCESS in the realm of scam-baiting. Not only did it last for several MONTHS, but Robert K. Keller got a SON in the process!
STUART WILSON - FINIS
Looks like I won MILLIONS in the Sunsweet Lottery! Probably my most PROFANE scam. I can say ANYTHING to these morons.
JOHN BONGANI - FINIS
Yup, I won ANOTHER lottery. No wait ... THIS is my most profane scam.
BRIGHT ROBERTSON - FINIS
Posing as a barely literate Polish immigrant this time, Robert K. Keller extolls the virtues of drills manufactured in Turkmenestan, bemoans the fate of his drug-addicted daughter, Trnnzholdzhtsa, and threatens to kill that notorious drug pusher, G-Dog.
RODNEY RUTH - FINIS
This time Keller poses as a mercenary who's willing to storm the security complex and liberate the money. Keller's kids feature prominently in this one.
SUZANNA and SAMSON - THIS ONE ENDED RATHER ABRUPTLY!
Suzanna confronts Keller, the infamous Polish Cali Cartel cocaine kingpin. As an added bonus she sends me a picture of her DEAD HUSBAND!!!!!
EGOBIA KAMARA - FINIS
As soon as his sister awakens from that coma we're gonna party down! We're talking PILL CITY!
ROSEMARY TAYLOR - FINIS
In which Keller pits the "Security Company" against the "Lawyer." And in which Keller's little nephew Rex eats thumb tacks and drinks Drano!
SONIA ODILI - IT FINALLY ENDED!
Keller confronts the sexually inept - but WILLING - Sonia. This one gets juicy in a HURRY!
JOE JAPEZ - HEY! MAYBE IT'S NOT OVER AFTER ALL!!!!!!!!!!
In which Brazilian proctologist, Dr. Robert K. Keller, offers Joe a FREE rectal examination. See Joe exhibit a hesitancy toward discussing his own anal fissure tissues. The stupidest one YET!
JEHOIAKIM OSWALT - FINIS
I guess ol' Jehoiakim didn't like it when I gave him a new name with each correspondence.
DERRICK MBISI - FINIS
Short but sweet. Keller at his most reprehensible.
