DEAR FRIEND,
COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. I AM MISS SONIA ODILI,25, SINGLE, AND DAUGHTER OF THE PRESENT EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF RIVERS STATE, NIGERIA. I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM OF $12,000,000.00( TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) I GENERATED FROM THE OVER INVOICING OF THE SALE OF PETROLEUM PRODUCTS AND CRUDE OIL IN THE OIL DRILLING RIGGS IN ELEME OIL WELLS. RIVERS STATE IS THE HIGHEST OIL PRODUCING STATE OF NIGERIA AND MY FATHER IS THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF THE STATE PRESENTLY [Etc, etc, etc].
Dear miss O.,
I just got back from vacation and saw this email in my inbox. Is this for real? It almost sounds like its not real. If it is real how can I help? Is this legal?
Frank Dobbs
DEAR FRANK,
GOOD DAY TO YOU. I AM HAPPY THAT YOU HAVE ACCEPTED TO ASSIST ME CLAIM AND INVEST THE $12M.FIND BELOW DETAILS ON HOW YOU WILL CLAIM THE FUNDS SINCE IT IS IN CASH. YOUR SHARE OF THE $12M IS 35% WHILE YOU WILL ASSIST ME INVEST MY 65% SHARE IN YOUR COMPANY.
1) YOU WILL BE IN AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS TO OPEN A NON RESIDENT BANK ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WILL LODGE THE $12M SINCE IT IS IN CASH.
2) AFTER LODGNING THE FUNDS, YOU WILL GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY. FROM YOUR COUNTRY, YOU WILL INSTRUCT YOUR BANKERS IN AMSTERDAM TO WIRE THE $12M TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR INVESTMENT.
3) AS MY PARTNER, YOU WILL SIGN ALL FUNDS RELEASE DOCUMENTS.
4)AS A NON CITEZEN OF AMSTERDAM,THE SECURITY HOUSE OFFICIAL
WILL ACCOMPANY YOU TO THE BANK FOR THE OPENING OF THE ACCOUNT AND THEY WILL ASSIST YOU TAKE THE $12M IN THE BANK FOR LODGEMENT.
PLEASE REPLY MY MAILS ON TIME IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO ASSIST ME. I AM EXPECTING YOUR MAIL.
ALSO SEND
1) YOUR FULL NAME
2) CITY
3) COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
SO THAT THE POWER OF ATTORNEY WHICH GIVES YOU RIGHT TO CLAIM THE $12M IN AMSTERDAM WILL BE ISSUED TO YOU. THE POWER OF ATTORNEY IS VERY IMPORTANT. AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE IT, DETAILS OF THE SECURITY HOUSE WHERE THE $12M IS PRESENTLY LODGED WILL BE GIVEN TO YOU FOR CLAIMS AND BANKING ATRRANGEMENTS OF THE FUNDS.
PLEASE ALWAYS KEEP THE PROJECT CONFIDENTIAL. IN WHAT PROJECT DO YOU THINK WE CAN INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY? WHAT IS YOU BUSINESS? DO WE INVEST IN YOUR COMPANY? HOW OLD ARE YOU?
LIKE I TOLD YOU, I WILL MEET YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR THE SIGNING OF A MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING(MOU) AND AN AGREEMENT ON THE PARTNERSHIP.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR MAIL. PLEASE TRY TO REPLY MAILS ON TIME BECAUSE THE PROJECT NEEDS CONSTANT COMMUNICATION FROM BOTH SIDES.
SONIA ODILI
dear frank,
this project is real but needs confidentiality. ok, find attached picture of the consignment when the money was packaged for delivery in amsterdam. i am not supposed to send the picture to me but i decided to do so to enable you know i am for real. please keep the picture confidential.
if you can personally handle the business, tell me so that we will proceed.
miss sonia
Miss Sonia,
Now hold on a minute. I haven't yet told you that I would in fact participate in this. I need to know several things. You say the money is in cash. Is it $100 bills? If so, then just counting it out at the bank would be a major project. If one person counted one bill per second it would take 2,000 minutes, or 33.3 hours to count them. And that means counting them without any breaks to eat or go potty. Even two people counting them would take 17 hours without any breaks. And if the money is in $20 bills then it would take five times as long. How is this going to be done? Is the bank going to let me stay in their vault for two or three days counting this money?
Second, I don't understand how you got this money. How could you do it legal? I don't want to be breaking the law. Going to jail is the last thing I need. There's plenty to invest in here in the United States. That's something we can talk about later, as long as this is all legal.
But there's something that I need to get out right now and see if you are a prejudiced person. I am a pre-operative transsexual, which basically means that I am to have an operation that will make me a woman. I am a woman born into a man's body and this operation costs $135,000 and I have to go to Sweden for it. That's why I hope this money is for real. So if you are not comfortable having the business deal with a gay man that is waiting for an operation to become a woman (transsexual) then I would understand. I have been shunned and rejected my whole entire life even by my parents and brothers and sisters and nothing would surprise me if you didn't want to have contact with a person like me. Even though there are about 145,000 people in the world who have similar operations. But if you don't want to deal with a trans-gendered person then I will understand. I hope you are not prejudiced.
Frank Dobbs
Dear Miss Sonia,
Yes I am very interested in this transaction. However, I would certainly appreciate it if you would let me know that you got my earlier email and if you would address all the issues I mentioned. This is pretty funny but I was planning on going to Amsterdam for New Year’s with some friends. That is totally like some coincedence. I’m wondering if you even got my earlier email? If so I really need to know if you even want to deal with somebody like me. I am not a prejudice person.
Frank
Dear Sonia,
I hope that my admission didn't turn you away from me. I still would like to help. I hope you are not prejudice against people who are different. We have enough of those problems here in the United States. I'm sure you've heard how Mexicans and Black people and Immigrants and Gay people are treated here sometimes bad in the South but not too bad where I am from. Please write to me back, Sonia about how you feel about our doing of this.
I would send a picture of myself if you would like.
Sincerely, Frank Dobbs
DEAR FRANK,
GOOD DAY TO YOU. I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. THIS PROJECT INVOLVES SPENDING BECAUSE YOU WILL SPONSOR YOUR TRIP TO AMSTERDAM. YOU WILL OPEN THE ACCOUNT IN AMSTERDAM IN YOUR NAME WITH A MINIMUM OF $4,000 AND ALSO PAY THE DEMURRAGE FEE ACCUMULATED ON THE FUNDS WHICH AMMOUNTED TO $1,500. YOU CAN SEE THE BUSINESS NEEDS SOME BODY WHO IS CAPABLE FINANCIALLY. WELL IF YOU CAN HANDLE IT YOUR SELF WELL TELL ME SO THAT I WILL GIVE YOU DETAILS TOO.
ALTERNATELY THERE IS ANOTHER PLANS TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN USA BY TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT THROUGH THE UNION BANK ON NIGERIA PLC.
MY LAWYER WILL WRITE AN APPLICATION TO THE UNION BANK THAT YOU ARE THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS SO THAT THEY WILL DIRECT TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
FOR THE FUNDS TO BE TRANSFERRED TO9 YOUR ACCOUNT IN USA, YOU WILL NEED TO SECURE TWO VITAL CERTIFICATES
1) DRUG CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE: THIS IS TO SHOW THAT THE $12M IS NOT CONNECTED TO DRUG WHEN IT IS IN YOUR ACCOUNT IN USA
2) ANTI TERRORISM CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE: THIS IS TO SHOW THAT THE FUNDS HAS NO TERRORISM CONNECTION WHEN IN YOUR ACCOUNT IN USA.
TO SECURE THE TWO CERTIFICATES, YOU NEED TO SEND $3,500 TO THE UNION BANK FOR ACTIONS.
THE $3,500 IS THE ONLY MONEY NEEDED FOR THE TRANSFER. IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE PROJECT AS STATED, TELL ME THE BEST YOU CAN FOLLOW SO THAT WE WILL MOVE FORWARD.
SEND YOUR PICTURE TO ME IF YOU ARE READY TO ASSIST ME.
MISS SONIA
Miss Sonia,
I am very willing to help you and could easily cash in some savings bonds that my father left me before he died. I believe they're worth some $25,000 by now. So I could easily spend this much to gain oh so much more. I'm sending you a picture of me doing my favorite hobby which is target practice. Do you like to shoot, Miss Sonia? I could always teach you when you come over. Well, you gave me two different plans to follow to get this money. Which plan should we do? Either one of them sounds fine with me, although the one that costs the least amount of money would be the one that makes the most sense. I can't wait to get to Amsterdam and do some shopping. As you can see I dress in drag frequently. I know they don't mind this in Amsterdam, but I hope I don't ever have to go to Africa. I'm sure they would not approve. What do you think? How do you like my dress, Sonia? You've never mentioned whether or not you are prejudice against gays or transvestites. I need to know whether or not you are or are not so I will feel safe.
Yours truly, Frank Dobbs
DEAR FRANK,
GOOD DAY TO YOU. I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND MY LAWYER BARRISTER JAMES PETERS THEREFORE GAVE ME THE INSTRUCTIONS TO PASS TO YOU CONCERNING THE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
THE $12M WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY THE GOVERNING AUTHORITY OF UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC.JAMES PETERS HAVE WRITTEN AN OFFICIAL APPLICATION OF TRANSFER TO THE INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF UNION BANK PLC TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOU. THE APPLICATION REFERENCE NUMBER IS HAD/JP/CBN/FGN/NIG/2003.
HE SAYS, YOU SHOULD WRITE AN APPLICATION TO THE DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARMENT OF THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC TODAY. YOU SHOULD TELL THE DIRECTOR OF THE DEPARTMENT THAT YOUR LAWYER BARRISTER JAMES PETERS OF THE JUSTICE CHAMBERS IN LAGOS HAD WRITTEN AN APPLICATION TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $12M TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN USA. YOU WILL QUOTE THE APPLICATION REFERENCE NUMBER TO THE DIRECTOR. ONCE YOU QUOTE THE REFERENCE NUMBER, THEY WILL GIVE YOU ALLTHE NECESSARY INSTRUCTIONS ON WHEN THE $12M WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
IN THE APPLICATTION, YOU WILL QUOTE YOUR ACCOUNT DETAILS WHERE THE $12M WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO. PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY ARE CORRECT INFORMATIONS.
NOW SEND THE APPLICATION AS STATED BELOW.
1) NAME OF DIRECTOR: DR. BASIL AMEN GUOBADIA
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT, UNION BANK OF
NIGERIA PLC LAGOS BRANCH
2) E-MAIL:ubnplc_bag@yahoo.com
3)PHONE NUMBER:234-1-776-5850
SEND THE MAIL TO DR BASIL IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL AND AFTER SENDING THE MAIL, YOU CALL HIM ON PHONE IMMEDIATELY TO INFORM HIM. JAMES SAYS THAT YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY PRESENTED TO THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY OF THE $12,000,000.00.
FEEL FREE TO DISCUSS WITH MR. BASIL SINCE YOU HAVE THE BACKING OF BARRISTER JAMES PETERS ON THE TRANSFER. HE ADVISED THAT YOU SHOULD KEEP TO THE INSTRUCTIONS OF DR. BASIL SO THAT THE FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERED WITH OUT ANY HITCH. JAMES WARNED THAT IF YOU FAIL TO KEEP TO DR. BASIL INSTRUCTIONS, HE WILL PROBE THE FUNDS AND HE MIGHT LIKELY RETURN IT TO THE GOVERNMENT TREASURY AS "UNCLAIMED MONEY" PLEASE DO YOUR BEST TO SHOW REALLY THAT YOU ARE THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS.
WRITE THE APPLICATION TO BASIL TODAY AND CALL HIM AFTER SENDING THE MAIL. DO NOT FAIL TO CALL HIM TODAY SO THAT HE WILL COMMENCE ARRANGEMENTS TO WIRE THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT. DO0 NOT FAIL TO QUOTE THE APPLICATION REFERENCE NUMBER WRITTEN BY JAMES PETERS.
MAKE SURE YOU TELL ME ALL YOU DISCUSSED WITH DR. BASIL. I AM EXPECTING YOUR MAIL. IMMEDIATELY THE $12M IS CONFIRMED IN YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU WILL SEND $15,000 TO ME SO THAT I WILL ARRANGE MY TRIP TO MEETING YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY.
PLEASE WORK WITH DR. BASIL IN GOOD CONDITION AND RESPECT. ASK HIM WHEN THE $12M WILL BE TRANSFERRED AND ALL THAT ARE NEEDED FROM YOU FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER.
YOUR LITTLE DAUGHTER, MISS SONIA ODILI
DEAR FRANK,
I RECEIVED YOUR PICTURE.YOUARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.IFI AM A MANIWOULD HAVE HAVE FUN WITHYOU. YOU ARE REALLYLOOKING WOMEN.HOW ARE YOU.MY LAWYER TOLD ME THAT IT IS BETTER TO TRANSFER THE $12M TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
HE HAS WRITTEN THE APPLICATION TO DR. BASIL OF THE UNION BANK AND YOU HAVE BEEN PRESENTED TOTHE BANK AS THE BENEFICIARY.
PLEASE WRITE THE APPLICATION TODR.BASIL AND INCLUDE DETAILS OF YOUR BANK WHERE YOU WANT THE FUNDS TO BE TRANSFERRED IN USA.
ALSO ASK HIM HOW YOU WILL SEND THE $3,500 MEANT FOR THE TWO CERTIFICATES.MENTION THE CERTIFICATES HIM SO THAT HE WILLKNOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING OK. PLEASE TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN TO SEND IT TOIM TOMORROW SOTHAT BEFORE FRIDAY THIS WEEK, THE $12M WOULD HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN USA.
THE IMPORTANCE OF THE TWO DOCUMENTS IS TO DISSOCIATE THE $12M WHEN IN YOUR ACCOUNT IN USA. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE BUSINESS IS A TOP SECRET FOR NOW.
CALL DR.BASIL TODAY IMMEDIATELY YOU SEND THE APPLICATION TO HIM.TELL HIM YOU NEED THE $12M TRANSFERRED THIS WEEK. ALSO SEND YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO HIM TOO SO THAT HE WILL CONTACT YOU WHEN NECASSARY.
I AM NOT PREJUDICE OF GAY. THAT IS WHAT YOU LIKE TO BE. I LIKE YOU PHOTO. I HATE SHOOTING A LOT. ILIKE FOOT BALL AS A HOBBY. WE WILL SOON MEET IN USA OK.
I WILL CELEBRATE MY CHRISTMAS WITHYOU FRANK. WHEN YOU FINISH CALLING DR. BASIL, CALLME ONMY PHONE 234-80331-94387 SO THAT WE CAN TALK.
I AM EXPECTING YOUR CALL
MISS SONIA
Dear Sonia,
I have gotten your email today and I want to tell you that I'm so thankful that you, unlike say my next door neighbors who are total rednecks and have actually set my poodle on fire one time, that you are not a prejudiced person and are willing to deal with someone like me who is a transvestite/transsexual person. I think you are GREAT, Sonia. I think this is probably the luckiest day of my life when I got your email. Sometimes things just seem to work out for the best, don't you agree?
I am a little bit confused about your instructions though. Am I supposed to give Dr. Guobadia my bank account number here in the United States or the bank account number that I will have in Amsterdam when I get there? Since you asked me to email him today, well I don't have a bank account in Amsterdam yet since I haven't been there yet. I don't want to mess this up because I really want this sex change operation. I have already cashed in my U.S. Savings Bonds and they were worth $41,000, which is WAY more than I thought they were worth. That was a HUGE surprise to me! My father bought them for me when I was a little boy. Now my Dad hates me and tells me he wishes I was dead. So the money is absolutely no problem.
Sonia, is there a big gay scene in Nigeria? Will you bring me there when we get this money? I'd sure love to see it. I see on the internet where Lagos is a HUGE city! I had no idea. I was picturing little grass huts and stuff. I guess I watch too much TV.
So please let me know which bank account I'm supposed to tell Mr. Guobadia about.
Sonia, thanks again for being my friend. I don't have hardly any friends here. They all think I'm a freak. But I'm really just a regular human being that likes to wear taffeta cocktail dresses and lots of make-up.
After I get this money and go to Sweden to get my sex change operation I'm thinking of changing my name to Francene. What do you think?
Great big hugs to you, dear, Frank Dobbs
DEAR FRANCENE,
GOOD DAY TO YOU. I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. I WILL NOT FAIL TO TELL YOU THAT I LIKE YOUR LIFE STYLE. YOU ARE SOME ELSE TO ME. I DO NOT KNOW YOU SO LOVELY AND CARING YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND. THE NAME YOU HAVE CHOSEN IS GREAT. IT IS SWEET FAMINE NAME. WHO CHOSE IT FOR YOU? I LIKE IT AND FROM TODAY I WILL CALL YOU THE NAME.
THE $12M WILL BE TRANSFERRED BY THE UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC LAGOS OFFICE. THE TRANSACTION WILL NO MORE TAKE PLACE IN AMSTERDAM. SEND YOUR USA ACCOUNT TO DR. BASIL TODAY AND AFTER THAT CALL HIM TO TELL HIM THAT YOU HACVE SENT IT TO HIM SO THAT HE WILL FOLLOW UP TRANSFER THI WEEK.
ALSO ASK HIM HOW YOU WILL SEND THE $3,500 FOR THE CEERTIFICATES OK. PLEASE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH SPEED SO THAT TRANSFER WILL BE MADE THIS WEEK BECAUSE BY NEXT WEEK, ALL BANKS WILL VACATE FOR THE CHRISTMAS.
MAKE READY THE $3,500 SO THAT ONCE DR. BASIL TELLS YOU HOW TO SENMD IT, YOU WILL NOT FIND IT DIFFUCULT TO RAISE IT FROM YOUR BANK.
I WILL MEET YOU UP IN USA IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THE FUNDS IN YOUR ACCOUNT. YOU WILL SEND $15,000 TO ME FROM THE $12M SO THAT I CAN ARRANGE MY TRIP TO USA.PLEASE KEEP THIS PROJECT CONFIDENTIAL OK.
CALL DR. BASIL TODAY. AFTER MY STAY IN USA, I WILL FLY DOWN WITH YOU TO NIGERIA SO THAT YOU WILL VISIT THE GAY SPOT IN IKOYI CLUB IN LAGOS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL CLUB. YOU ILL LIKE IT WHEN YOU COME OVER. WELL THIS WILL BE DONE AFTER YOU ARE BACK FROM SWEDEN. WE WILL DO A LOT FRAN CENE.
I LOVE YOU
YOUR LOVE, MISS SONIA
MY DEAR FRANCENE,
MY LAWYER JUST TOLD ME THAT IF YOU CAN SEND THE TWO NEEDED CERTIFICATES MONEY TO DR. BASIL TODAY OT TOMORROW, THAT THE DOCUMENTS WILL SECURED AND ORIGINAL COPIES WILL BE SENT TO YOU BY DHL COUIER SERVICE SO THAT YOU WILL SIHN THEM AND RETURN THEM FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THE FUINDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
SEND YOUR USA ACCOUNT TO HIM TODAY AND DO NOT FAIL TO CALL HIM TODAY OK. DO YOU HAVE A WOMAN VOICE FRANCENE? OK, CALL ME ON NUMBER 234-80331-94387 SO THAT I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.
YOUR PARTNER, MISS SONIA
N.B. PLEASE DO FAST SO THAT YOU WILL GO FOR THE OPERATION. IMMEDIATELY YOU BACK FROM SWEDEN, I WILL FLY TO USA.
Dear Sonia,
Oh thank you, dear, for the very kind words. You don't know what it means to me to hear them. I've had the living crap beat outta me ever since I was a little kid and it's so rare to find an outsider who can even begin to understand what us transgendered individuals are going through. So there's gay clubs in Nigeria? That is SO AWESOME!!!!! I can't wait to make my debut there. What do you think I should wear? How should I do my hair? Did you like the hair-do in my picture? That's how I usually wear it. Can you imagine what they think of me down at the feed store when I buy food for my gerbils.
Do you think my breasts look too large in that picture? They're 56 DDDD. I'm not certain how big I should have the doctor make them in Sweden. I'm leaning toward 58 DDDDD. But that may be going overboard. Listen, Sonia, you're the first friend I've had in a long time that I can talk to. You're a real doll! Thanks for calling me Francene. Nobody in this jerkwater town will do that. YET!
Did you say that I don't have to go to Amsterdam now? Does that mean I have to come to Nigeria? I'm confused about this.
Luv, Francene
DEAR FRANCENE,
GOOD DAY TO YOU. I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL. YOU ARE NOT COMING TO NIGERIA. I TOLD YOU THAT THE $12M WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT THROUGH THE UNION BANK PLC IN NIGERIA.
YOU ARE NOT COMING TO AMSTERDAM THAT IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO SEND YOUR USA BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS TO DR. BASIL OF THE UNION BANK WHO IS REPOSIBLE FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE FUNDS.
YOU WILL BE IN USA WHILE THE $12M WILL BE WIRED TO YOUR ACCOUNT BY TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER.
PLEASE SEND A MAIL TO DR. BASIL AND ATTACH YOUR BANK ACCOPUNT WHERE THE $12M WILL BE REMITTED INTO. AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE MAIL TO DR. BASIL, CALL HIM ON HIS NUMBER 234-776-5850.
ALSO ASK HIM HOW YOU WILL SEND THE $3,500 MEANT FOR THE TWO CERTIFICATES, PLEASE UNDERSTAND ALL I AM SAYING.
YOUR OUT LOOK IN THAT PICTURE IS OK. DO NOT EMLARGE YOUR BREAST MORE THAT THE SIEZE I SAW IN THAT IN THE PICTURE. YOU WILL SURELY COME TO NIGERIA SOON. ALL WE NEED IS TO MAKE SURE THAT THE $12M IS WIRED THIS WEEK THEN I WILL MEET YOU IN USA NEXT WEEK OK.
I LOVE YOU. I AM WAITING FOR YOUR MAIL
MISS SONIA
Dear Sonia,
Thanks for clearing that up. Sometimes I get real confused because of all the hormones I'm taking. The hormones are great for getting my breasts larger but they make my brain all fuzzy sometimes. I will email Dr. Basil. But I'm at the local gay bar where we're doing a pageant tonight. I'm going to be Ella Fitzgerald! Isn't that a hoot? I've got my laptop with me but Dr. Basil's email is on my computer at home. If you could please email me his email address then I could email him from here. Otherwise I won't be able to do it till I get home around midnight. I hope this isn't too much trouble. You're being so sweet to me! I just want to give you a big hug and a kiss!
So you think I should leave my breasts the same size? I don't know, Sonia. I really want to get a boyfriend after I get my sex change operation in Sweden and I know that guys like big tits. I wish my body was like yours. You're sure a cute girl! The only thing I'm worried about is telling a man that I used to be a man. Do you think that will freak him out? How can I tell him this? What would you do?
Luv, Francene
Dear Sonia,
Do you really, really think I'm a beautiful woman? Do you think I'll be able to get a boyfriend who's into shrimping? I hope so. The reason I asked you to send me Dr. Basil's email is that I'm too nervous about talking to someone like that on the phone. I have a serious phobia about talking to authority figures on the phone. He hasn't seen my picture has he? I'm afraid, Sonia. This is too mind-numbing and I'd rather communicate with him through the email because then I can think of what words to say.
I've decided to get the 56 DDDDD breast enlargement because that seems to be the size that fits all my tafetta gowns. I hope you don't disagree with this. I have cashed my savings bonds in and actually paid off all my bills so when I get this money then I'm going to go world traveling after my surgery. Do you want to go with me? We could have such a good time shopping and buying neat dresses and gigantic, humoungous bras and garter belts and stuff.
Sincerely, Francene
Dear Sonia, I have not heard from you in two days. Are you OK?
Luv, Francene
Dear Sonia, Are you still there? I'm worried sick about you!!!!
Francene
Dear Sonia, here's my picture WITHOUT women's clothing.
Francene
